Him: “I found a stationary store! Oh no. This is bad. I frikken love stationary!” Me: “Omg I know exactly what you mean. When I worked at Queensgate I spent all my money at Kikki K” Him: “IM AT KIKKIK. AHHHH.” Me: “AHHHHHH” Him: “I forsee myself flirting with you terribly and shamelessly one day. Maybe we shouldn’t meet.” Me: “Haha will you be flirting with bits of stationary? Because if so, I’m looking forward to it.” Him: “I will throw notebooks at you whilst screaming “I LIKE YOU, I LIKE YOU THIS MANY NOTEBOOKS”“ Me: “I actually laughed out loud. Best. Text. Ever.”

Him: “I found a stationary store! Oh no. This is bad. I frikken love stationary!”

Me: “Omg I know exactly what you mean. When I worked at Queensgate I spent all my money at Kikki K”

Him: “IM AT KIKKIK. AHHHH.”

Me: “AHHHHHH”

Him: “I forsee myself flirting with you terribly and shamelessly one day. Maybe we shouldn’t meet.”

Me: “Haha will you be flirting with bits of stationary? Because if so, I’m looking forward to it.”

Him: “I will throw notebooks at you whilst screaming “I LIKE YOU, I LIKE YOU THIS MANY NOTEBOOKS”“

Me: “I actually laughed out loud. Best. Text. Ever.”